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Monday, February 12, 2007
The 10 Commandments For Buying A Woman The Perfect Gift

I know. I know. It's that time of the year again where your girlfriend (or its upgraded version called WIFE) is scrutinizing your every move, equating whatever you have bought her for Valentine's Day with your devotion towards her for the next 12 months. If you do well, you get special sex on February the 14th and if your gift is not up to her expectations, you'll be sleeping on the sofa again. It is a tough life being a man. I know.

So to help all you fine gentlemen who are lost in the art of giving, here is a little clue...

  • You should not buy an iron or a kettle for her birthday.

  • You should not buy a vacumm cleaner or a new frying pan.

  • George Foreman's grill machine or a bottle of shaving cream have no part in the equation for romance.

  • Do take note of things that she mentioned before and buy something that she desires.

  • She does not desire a new pair of socks or slippers.

  • You should not buy her a set of plates or a weighing machine for any occasions. Unless you are planning to commit suicide and she is your aide.

  • It is not sexy to buy her a box of puzzle, a bar of soap or a hammer.

  • Girls love the simplest things sometimes, when they are well thought.

  • Do think of creative presents. Like a spontaneous drive somewhere or even a balloon.

  • The best gifts are often from the heart.

Good luck! You will need a lot of it.

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happy 31st!! though it's a wee bit late.. :P

8:51 am  

It is never too late =)

Live each day as if it is your last and the following morning is always your birthday.

2:54 am  

ah an aquarius, i see. :)

happy belated birthday then.

oh, and nice advice. hear hear.

11:29 am  

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